thekinkstress:

mgsotacon:

thekinkstress:

despazito:

mgsotacon:

mgsotacon:

bad and lazy design: having a couple have kids and the son(s) look exactly like the dad and the daughter(s) look exactly like the mom

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i mean one of them is human

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thank you for your input, tumblr user thekinkstress

šŸ˜You are most welcome, beloved. šŸ’‹

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teaboot:

teobug:

escuerzoresucitado:

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You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

Gif of Stan Pines from Gravity Falls waving a broom in the air on his front porch, shouting, "Darn beautiful men. always eating out of my trash."ALT

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manlet-max:

djspookyjimm:

IVE HAD THIS QUEUED SINCE MARCH AND IT DIDNT POST ON AUGUST 19TH U HAVE NO IDEA HOW PISSED I AM

(Video Transcript:)

A tired looking man in a grey suit holding a cd.

“I shall see you on August 19th”

He then throws the cd.

(End Video Transcript)

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the-unseelie-court-official:

the-unseelie-court-official:

Unseelie court officials own bean reviews, Giant’s Ancient Mushroom Elixir!!!

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It is supposed to take like root beer. It has 1800 milligrams of ancient mushrooms in it. It has apple cider. This tastes like potion making, it tastes like an acid house remix of the flavor of rootbeer we all know and tolerate. Tentative approval would drink again if it was between this and going thirsty. 6/10 adaptogenic blends.

I arrived home from the grocery store and I shit you not mushrooms have sprouted in our yard suddenly. I don’t know the power this elixir contains I think it is too much for even folk like me. Rating raised to 10/10 mushroom.

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decolonize-the-left:

Every time I see a post that’s like “The climate is melting/on fire! Nazis are here! Marginalized ppl’s lives/rights are at risk over the new bill! Child labor is back! Eroding workers rights! Please share/help/raise voices/sign out petition/protest!”

There is someone in the notes saying “this is fearmongering. It’s not that serious. No need to panic. Everyone take a deep breath.”

Shut the fuck up?

Are you alive in 2023? Then why are you telling people not to panic about anything? Bitch how much fucking longer do y'all think we have? A hurricane is on its way to Southern California right now. HELLO??

Like I get it, you don’t want people to create chaos(or something?) But have you considered that lives are at risk and that IS actually something worth panicking about and you coming in just to say “dont be scared tho, it’s not that bad” and soothing possible allies into being passive instead, is in fact why things KEEP getting worse for EVERYONE?

Fuck that. Quit gaslighting people. People are dying or hurting or struggling and the people who aren’t should help them. Every fucking time. Period. There is no reason I can think of to look at a bunch of people who need help and are asking for it and say “yeah but it’s not as bad as it could be. Not as many are dying as could be. So we can pass this time around I think. No need to panic. We should be lucky it wasn’t as bad as we thought.”

I’m cartoonishly hammering you into the ground with a tree until you remember all human lives are valuable and that justifying inaction in the face of systematic abuses makes you fucking evil.

crownshrine:

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this one is my favorite clickhole quote

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knitmeapony:

aniseandspearmint:

wukodork:

hollyofmercia:

icedsilver:

flowersonmymind1016:

skold:

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

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I mean, I feel safe from them but I’m suddenly EXTREMELY worried about what shenanigans I’ve stumbled into

I’d be fairly confident they weren’t going to hurt ME, but I’d be worried about the structural integrity of the area we’re trapped in.

I love how this is true of all three photographs

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aurosoulart:
“aurosoulart:
“aurosoulart:
“when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all
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because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the...

aurosoulart:

aurosoulart:

aurosoulart:

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

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I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!

this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version

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cogitoergofun:

When a Georgia grand juryĀ indicted Rudy Giuliani along with Donald Trump and 17 others this week, the irony that he was charged under the state version of a federal racketeering law was widely noted.

The prosecutor-turned-mayor-turned-MAGA lackey had wielded the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) statute to become a famous mob-buster. And now he was being accused of violating a similar law in a bungled attempt to overturn an election.

For nearly four decades,Ā GiulianiĀ has claimed that it was his idea to use RICO to prosecute 11 members of New York’s five crime families in 1985—after crime boss Joe Bonanno published a memoir that described the workings of the Mafia.

ā€œI dreamed up the tactic,ā€ Giuliani wrote in his 2002 bookĀ Leadership. ā€œI revealed that Bonanno’s description of how families were organized provided a roadmap to precisely what the RICO statute was designed to combat. As soon as I became the U.S. Attorney, I was able to hoist Bonanno by his literary petard.ā€

But the legal eminence who actually drafted the RICO statute and a former top New York state organized crime prosecutor tell The Daily Beast that is not how it went down at all.

Their version suggests an added irony to the Georgia indictment: the numerous lies that Giuliani is accused of perpetrating to keep Donald Trump in office were superseded by a bogus origin story.

As described in the bookĀ Giuliani: The Rise and Tragic Fall of America’s Mayor, Ron Goldstock of the New York State Organized Crime Task Force maintains he took the idea of using RICO against La Cosa Nostra to Giuliani two months after he became the U.S. Attorney in Manhattan. Giuliani has denied that, and the conflicting accounts have stood as a he said-he said situation.

But G. Robert Blakey backs up Goldstock’s version of events.

Blakey, a law professor at the University of Notre Dame who has also taught at Cornell University, drafted the Organized Crime Control Act of 1970 on a yellow legal pad. Title IX of the act was RICO.

ā€œGiuliani falsely says he got the idea of using RICO against the mob himself because he read a biography by the head of one of the crime families,ā€ Blakey, 87, told The Daily Beast this week. ā€œThat was his story.ā€

Blakey said that he has not previously challenged Giuliani’s account because what most mattered to him was that RICO had been used with devastating effect against the Mafia.

ā€œGiuliani used it in the commission case,ā€ Blakey said, referring to Giuliani’s prosecution of members of the ruling commission of the five mob families who ran gangland at the time. ā€œIf he says he invented it, fine. I don’t care who invented it. If he wants to take credit for it, let him take credit for it.ā€

But Blakey’s attitude changed in the wake ofĀ the indictment, when he heard that GiulianiĀ had been speakingĀ as if he were the world’s leading expert on the statute.

ā€œWhen he said, as he’s saying now, as a defendant with Trump, ā€˜I know more about RICO than anybody,’ I think that stretches the truth,ā€ Blakey told The Daily Beast.

In describing the actual genesis of RICO, Blakey says that his overall legal thinking was influenced by the Nuremberg trials of Nazi war criminals. A more direct factor was a law school analysis he edited on the ultimately failed prosecution of the dozens of gangsters who attended what became known as ā€œthe Apalachin Meetingā€ at a mafioso’s home in upstate New York.

Blakey had that case in mind when he wrote out the ninth subsection of the Organized Crime Control Act in an alcove of his living room in the Maryland house where he lived during a sabbatical from Notre Dame.

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